I'd read in Cosmopolitan
or some other magazine
" 50 ways to improve your sex life "
number 10 was the spanking scene.
I showed it to my husband
who said it sounded great
and for Friday night to come around
he just couldn't wait.

 

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We had a session with a Star Wars theme.
and acted out a spanking scene,
what roles we played became an issue.
so I said " Let the Farce be with you. "
In white vest and pants he thought he looked super,
like a semi naked trooper.
though he looked like Jabba with all that blubber
as he slipped on a daglo rubber
and chased me with his meat light sabre
making Darth sounds as with breathe he laboured.
In my fur coat I was Chewbacca
as he hunted me down with his favourite whacker.
He looked for me, I didn't go far
then he threatened me with his Death star,
the most powerful weapon in the constellation
that would blow my head off with one ejaculation.
But Darth failed to impregnate
this intergalactic female primate.
So I dressed like princess Leaha
and wore big headphones on each ear.
Then he chased me with a stick
but for him I was too quick.
and weary of the chase he grew
so he asked me play R2D2
and trundle round in an old babywalker,
it was then I became Anniecane Skytalker
and turned to the Topping side
where the spanking action I did provide.
as I fought back like those Jedi knights
and whipped him with the christmas lights.

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When it all was over
and we were having tea
he looked at me quite strangely
then turned and said to me...
I don't know if you'll understand
that when I felt your loving hand
slapping on my naked tush
it gave me an erotic rush
and I got pleasure from receiving pain
Do you think we could do it all again.
One last thing I'd like to ask
next time will you wear stockings and a basque.

 

 

 

So I dressed especially for his delight
and hoped he'd ignore my cellulite.
I was in my kit, we began the game
then he started to explain
that I had to use the leather belt
then caress each bright red welt
before moving on to rattan cane
to increase his tolerance to erotic pain.
When I got him glowing red
I thought I'd move the action to the bed,
"Not yet " he said, he wanted more
the hairbrush till his bottoms sore.
He's topping again, it seemed to me
as he clambered across my knee
his bottom offered for my inspection
with instructions to fondle his erection.
Five hard slaps then give his thing a rub
Aren't I the Domme and him the Sub?
Ouch! not so hard that's too much pain
" Oh dear me" he's topping again.
His bottom warmed, he'd had enough
we moved on to the sexy stuff
but he didn't want me on the bed
" Let's try something else" he said.
There's something new I'd like to show,
how to perform fellatio.

 

 

It soon became very clear to me
he didn't take my topping seriously
so I set off to look for sites
that I could read whilst he worked nights.

 

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